Oprah Winfrey rides my kids’ bus
Yes, Oprah Winfrey rides my kids’ bus. My 8-year-old son, Benji, informed us a few weeks ago that Oprah Winfrey rides his bus. Turns out Oprah is a fifth grade BOY! This little darling “role model” decided to mess with my son. My son does not know the Oprah that we all know because we do not watch TV in our home. So my son does not know he is being messed with. In fact, “Oprah” has given my son the dubius task of introducing him to other kids on the bus. I think Benji has come to realize that Mom and Dad are telling him the truth and he has since found out that Oprah’s real name is David.
One day when Benji had stayed home because he was sick, Oprah/David was looking out the window for him at our stop. Seems as if he was genuinely concerned for his new friend. Maybe he’s a nice kid after all.
